[wait til they kidnap magnus away to camp jupiter where sometimes the war games do turn out to be a battle to the death...]

If you're not impressed, you can take it up with the director.

[Dionysus? Yeah, yell at Dionysus. Or leave a Yelp review for the Woods at Camp Half-Blood, it's probably fine.] ...come to think of it, should we try and send a message ahead to let them know we're on the way?

[if three random demigods just walked up to camp jupiter's borders they'd probably get skewered, tbh. she's sure the camp's defenses are similar.]