[A triumphant smirk...and they shuffle ahead in line as he restarts the level and looks at the screen.] Okay, see that tiny pig hiding waaaay over there? That's going to be your problem. You want to try and knock out that structure first so it'll collide into the others and start knocking things down and rolling away.
Plus the birds do different things? Look. [He puts his finger on the screen and pulls on the bird, letting it fly before tapping it and letting the bird split into three to hit in three places.
...I was going to say no, but birds can kinda do a lot of cool stuff. It's hard to say what they might learn while they're in the air. Maybe they can't split into threes like that, but--[He points back at the screen before launching a yellow bird through the air. It divebombs straight into one of the structures.]
Stuff like that's probably more likely than you think.
[The best part about Yona is she'll believe everything he says. This is terrible.]
Right? They have to be if they migrate every winter and fly thousands and thousands of miles. They're pretty smart, too. I kind of wanted one for a while but I think Mochi would've gotten mad and Aunt Cass said no anyway.
[The line shuffles. At least they're closer to the indoor line now.] Too bad this isn't Disney World. They have a whole animal park and everything.
Dunno. Pretty sure this one was built first and then Florida decided to copy us. Their park's way bigger though...I bet we could be there in a couple of hours if we flew with Baymax.
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[no she's not
in fact, her hubris is going to backfire on her and she's going to die horribly]
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[sulks and hands him the phone]
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Plus the birds do different things? Look. [He puts his finger on the screen and pulls on the bird, letting it fly before tapping it and letting the bird split into three to hit in three places.
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[uh]
Birds can... do that in your world?
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Stuff like that's probably more likely than you think.
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[no.]
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Right? They have to be if they migrate every winter and fly thousands and thousands of miles. They're pretty smart, too. I kind of wanted one for a while but I think Mochi would've gotten mad and Aunt Cass said no anyway.
[The line shuffles. At least they're closer to the indoor line now.] Too bad this isn't Disney World. They have a whole animal park and everything.
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...there's a Disneyland and a Disney World? Why are there two?
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Dunno. Pretty sure this one was built first and then Florida decided to copy us. Their park's way bigger though...I bet we could be there in a couple of hours if we flew with Baymax.